Love these One Liners
In the interest of time, Let's just assume I'm right (All husbands out there, read this a hundred times)
Gone crazy...Will be back soon
This is not Burger King, You will have it my way!
I am only a beautician, not a MAGICIAN
I am not spoiled, just well taken care of
I dont look for choclate, it finds me (fitness centers dont find me tho)
A great fisherman lives here with the catch of his life
Born to golf, forced to work
I'm blonde, what's your excuse?
In my next life, I am having more memory installed